Γδύνομαι στο αεροδρόμιο πριν κατουρήσω στο τηλέφωνό μου

A video like no other you've ever seen, I hope! After being up for two whole days and having spent more than 30 of 36 hours on the road, on the rails, and in the sky on my way to Wyoming to see the love of my FetLife, bitch, I realized I hadn't utilized my time well enough as I hadn't made enough videos for you! So I hung my bag up on the hook in the toilet, then hung my phone up and pressed record so that you can watch me getting naked, flapping around whilst naked, and trying to find a little ring light which I think I lost en route, then putting my phone in the loo bowl and pissing directly on to it, before drying myself and getting dressed again.